This is an old LR of mine...
people have been asking about getting it on here, so there you go.
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What's up guys?
WOOHOOO!
I'm peeping at u people different
I'm payin dues, you keep the difference
OK! So here we go!
Last night was thursday july 24th. It was a night I will always remember. It was my first pull. Fuck that feels good to get off my shoulders.
So this week has been pretty long and hectic. I had a photoshoot with Dr.Pua scheduled for tuesday, not to mention at work we are getting prepared for back to school campaign. I pretty much handle the Kids dept, so I knew going into this next month my workload (that was already full) was just going to get more and more. Oh well, I'll have fun with it! Maybe pick up a MILF OR TWO? HAHAHA. Ok so when I have a photoshoot planned, even though I'm 100% confident in my abilities, and know I will get that one amazing shot, I still have a lot of anxiety about the whole thing. It happened in hockey back in the day too. Even when I knew we were going to cream the other team, I would get very nervous. Oh well. SO to make matters worse, Monday night as many of you will know it was smoking hot at night. I sleep upstairs, and my room is a fucking sauna. I have a fan and it doesn't do shit! So sauna room + anxiety = no sleep. Did I mention I worked at 7am? So I had to go try and sleep on the couch in the basement, which I've done before, but this time theSAINT and Leg-Z were awake very late. theSAINT had a test on tuesday, so he was up until 3am studying (good boy!) and it's not like I'm going to be like, HEY DUDE WANNA FUCK OFF IM TRYING TO SLEEP!? I'd rather him get good studying done then me get more sleep. Alright so I work, and get home for a 30 minute nap. Wake up, and the weather is absolute shit, so I'm scrambling last minute to find an alternative. Luckily for both of us, the timing wasn't working out so we re-scheduled to thursday. I have 2 thoughts: Great, now I have more time to prepare incase the weather sucks, and Great, now I have 2 more days of anxiety. Haha. Oh well. Wednesday I slept until 4pm (haha!) and doing a lot of work on the forum. theSAINT and I finally talked about Charisma Concept and I came on board as an Intern. We both knew I was going to start teaching/being a part of the team eventually, it was just a timing thing. The timing is good now, I have a bit more to figure out but moreless it's a good time. theSAINT and I ended up staying up until 1am or so watching The Office, talking, and working on the site (details to be announced soon!!!) Ok so I work thursday at 7am again. I was pretty exhausted. I was also supposed to work at 7am on friday. I also had the Monsters of Rock festival to attend on saturday (starts at 11am), so needless to say, I wasn't planning on sarging. Get to work and I get my visual work done. They need to cut hours, so I volunteer. They also say I should come into work at 10am on friday instead of 7. Sweet, I can go sarge now! I need the money but I also need my sleep, so I get home at 1:30 and have a nice long nap. Wake up and the weather is fucking great! I am very stoked about this because if it wasn't great, It was going to complicate everything a lot. The photoshoot fucking rocked! The lighting outside was perfect, and Dr.Pua is a lot more photogenic then he gave himself credit for. I was extremely pleased knowing that the photoshoot was a very good success. It was 8pm, and the meeting was starting. A quick hop in the shower, I'm good to go. MacDaddy is ready to rock out as well, sweet! theSAINT magically shows up at home looking like a rockstar with his new haircut, fuck ya, let's go! We roll out, open the car-sets we can, and then get a call from Leg-Z. He had some business to take care of.
theSAINT: Talk to me, you alright?
Leg-Z: We're going to sarge, and we're fucking pulling!
I know wat i'm doing, I show improvement, show improvement
FUCK YA. Leg-Z is back! MacDaddy is back! The house crew is coming around again. Uh oh, poor girls!
Get to the meeting, there's a million people there, and it just continues to get bigger and bigger. Hilarious. Glad to see everyone out!
My phone vibrates...
My favourite indian (i fucking love indians, i just want to lick them all!!!!) is on the phone. Hold on rama, let me go outside!
Yea, I can do my wayne,
And everytime I do it, I do my thang
Standing outside the D&M, Rama needs directions. Ok go right here left here, blah blah blah. I see a HB walking on the sidewalk in my direction. Oh shit rama hold on 1 second.
Elek: Hey, do you know where Roadhouse is from here? (yaya canned opener oh well!)
HBStreet: Um it's on like 9th ave-ahhh-nuue (she starts like singing this shit haha)
Elek: Oh are you singing the directions? That's cool!
HBStreet: lol no i suck at singing!
Elek: Oh, well do you know how to dance at least?
HBStreet: *shakes her booty*
Elek: Mmm, i'd stick to singing personally.
HBStreet: Anyways no I don't know where it is totally! I'm not from around here!
Elek: OH where are you from!?
HBStreet: Here. I was just kidding.
Elek: oh.. ok? (what a terrible joke).
Elek: OK well thanks cutie.
HBStreet walks away.
Oh hey Rama, sorry dude, had to open a set quick. Hahaha. That was awesome. I knew I was on fire tonight. Blah blah go back to the meeting, eat, and we take off.
Arrive at Roadhouse at 9:45pm. Now that's pretty early for a thursday, the curtains don't come down until 1030-1045, but I'd rather not pay cover. theSAINT and I go to the smoke pit, chat it up, then go back and are just chillin' with the boys. I walk around and run into some old friends as usual, end up making my way back to the smoke pit again. There's like 5 of us just chatting it up. I see a 5-set.
Elek: Oh hey guys, do you know what time the curtain comes down?
Set: Umm like 1030-1045 blahblah.
Elek: Oh so what are you guys celebrating?
Set: Life. blah blah.
Now one of the girls HBRed seemed REALLY into me right away. Pushing me and being very touchy. I just got a vibe from her that she really liked me. Can't blame her. JP comes in, HEY GUYS I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION!!! CAN I HAVE A SMOKE!? I walk back to the group of guys. Now after a bit, because there group was big and so was ours, the two groups just kind of mingled together. I was talking to HBRed, and it was very on. Then theSAINT comes in and starts talking to her, and I just lean against the wall and am totally ok with standing there. I add a comment or two, SAINT is having fun, it's all good. HBRed made fun of me, so SAINT gives me this look (the 'i am sad' look), so I go... I AM SAD...... I NEED KISSES. *point to cheek* she hesitates, SO I GET A BIG SLOPPY KISS ON THE CHEEK FROM THE SAINT. My night was complete then! SAINT calls her chicken shit, so then she kisses my cheek. Then the other one. SAINT kind of turns around to talk to the guys, and the girl comes into me and kisses my neck. I'm on the ball, and since that's a very high IOI, I grab her.. makeout insues. She was very into it. Throw against the wall, continue making out.
Nigga fuck yo plan fuck yo man
You aint a pimp, unless u get his name booster
Fuck yo man, and fuck yo plan
And all my bitches kno thats my plan
Her best friend screams: "HEY SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!". I stop, turn to her and say. "ME TOO!!!!!!"
Makeout continues. The whole time this girl is screaming she has a boyfriend, and HBRed is just giggling. Like.. GIGGLE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND GIGGLE. SAINT grabs me and says hey lets go inside. We go inside and go walk around. I feel fucking great. The dancefloor opens up, and I begin dancing. Bishop is there, SAINT is there, we're all just having a ball. HBRed and her friends come on the dancefloor, and SAINT makes sure they PAY ATTENTION TO US. He like literally kicks HBRed, and then points to me. Haha hilarious. She comes over and we start having a bit of a danceoff - since I had mentioned it earlier, saying 'hey, this is a deal-breaker, do you know how to dance?' I'm not paying too much attention, and opening other girls too. I open this one 2 set and they are into me very quickly as well. HB grabs me and is like 'what dances do you know?' I say break-dancing and some shuffling, and give her a bit of a preview of shuffling. She gets DDB and starts to grind with me. I take-away and dance-off with HBRed some more. I see the other HB turn to her friend and say like.. WOW FUCK THAT. hahaha bitch please! So then SAINT grabs me and is like k let's go.
Elek: Hey we'll hang out again in a bit.
HBRed: Ya right whatever.
Elek: No seriously, you're my girlfriend for tonight.
HBRed: honestly?
Elek: Ya I'll see you in a bit ok *kiss*.
HBRed: Ok.
Go walk around some more, smoke, walking back inside, see HBRed and grab her again. Go outside for a smoke, SAINT says: Hey were going back to play wii after right? He was helping me plant the seed for the pull.
The rest of the night consisted of me hanging with her a lot, and bouncing her around the club. Let's go sit at a table, let's go dance, let's go for a smoke.
This girl must have thought I was some kind of rockstar, since on a given thursday I'm going to know a LOT of people at either club, due to a big OLD social circle. On top of that we had like 20 guys there last night, and some very hot girls that I've had history with. I was seen with a lot of guys, and a lot of hot girls. There's a couple other memorable moments I'll comment on.
So me and HBRed had a very intense sexual dance session. Then we go sit down. She's very horny. Then we're walking around, and she's like, hey, im gonna go talk to my friend for 2 minutes.. only 2 minutes, wait RIGHT HERE (points to ground). Now i had to calibrate, I didn't need to be a dick and say no fuck that and walk away.. but at the same time I wasn't going to stand there, so I said ok look, thats cool go talk to your friend and come find me on the dance floor in a few minutes. She came and found me in a bit, I knew it was solid. A bit after this they said they wanted to go for a smoke, and typically I would say don't go with them, but I am DELTA (alpha when need be, and beta when need be), and I needed to show her some comfort in that she could have some control too. So I'm waiting in the smoke line, and I can sense her body temp dropping, and i'm about to lose it. Her friend was with us, so that was the root of the problem.
open txt messages..
TO SAINT: smoke line 911
This is a code we use when we need help asap. Typically it's going to be due to a cockblock. SAINT comes outta nowhere, grabs the friend.. WERE GOING TO GO TALK, and drags her away. HBRed was so happy, she through a big hug on the girl behind us. OOPS!
Ok so now we're outside, and I need to see if the pull is happening or not. I had talked about wii a bit, but she mentioned she didn't like video games, so that wasn't going to be a good route. I started talking about movies a lot, and she mentioned she loved MONSTERS INC. Great! Leg-Z the cartoon lover was right beside me, so they start talking. Then her friend mentions she is leaving soon, and HBRed says she is as well. I need to seal this! SO I grab her and say, ok so what are you doing later... 'nothing'.. wanna watch a movie with me?.. 'only if its monsters inc'... deal.
I can see the end in the beginning
So i'm not racing, i'm just sprinting
I felt very happy at this point, but I didn't want to get ahead of myself. This was very key throughout the night. I was excited at the possibility but also humble because I've had experiences where I got ahead of myself and they sensed it, and POOF they are gone.
i'm out this world hoe
I wear bright red, like a girl toe, no homo
There were 2 things this girl kept commenting on that were so attractive for her:
- My red pants. WELL NO SHIT, THEY ARE THE HOTTEST PANTS IN THE WORLD. JEALOUS THEY'RE COMING HOME WITH ME TONIGHT AREN'T YOU!
- She kept saying I had an 'aura'. She couldn't describe it, it was just an AURA and it was so SEXY. This aura was me being on fucking fire.
Ok so it's really hard to remember all the details of the night, it was so wild, but now we're at the point where I've got the pull set, and I just need to go with the flow and make sure it gets done. So I just walked her around, talked to people, and sent SAINT a txt saying im ready when he is.
It was really funny. SAINT is like ok ill meet you at the bathroom. So he finds us together, and I'm like k let's go. He thought she wasn't coming, so he turns to me and is like, she's too chicken shit isn't she? I give him a look and I'm like, nope we're all good. I can just see him go 'oh fuck ya' lol let's go.
Now we get to the car and I sit in the front, her in the back. Now I was curious how this would work, since I don't want her body temp to drop and her begin to regret, so I put my hand around the back to hold her. She's rubbing my arm, so I think it's good. SAINT sends me a txt and says 'climb in the back and keep the kino hard' I just give him a look like na it's ok we're good. then he sends another one and is like... she's getting regrets. I look back to kiss her, and she's got her head in her knees. I'm like oh shit. so I climb in the back and we makeout with another 20 minutes pretty heavy. SAINT also changes the music to more sexual type songs by AKON and others. Thanks DUDE! ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS KIDDOS! SAINT decides to take a corner very fast... since he apparently thinks his car has good handling.. and all I saw was her go flying face first into the window.. hahaha funnier than shit. SMACK! hahahaha.
I don't have a spine, I don't fantisize
I mastermind, then go after mine
U see I handle mine I dismantle mine
I told her tool box, bitch it's hammertime
Ok so we get home, and I grab a movie quick and were upstairs. Looking back I didn't even need to waste my time with the movie, we didn't even watch it, but I had just read so many LRs where they watched a movie that it was kind of auto-pilot. SO we get to my room and we start making out. She threw the comment out there that I must do this ALL THE TIME because I know exactly what to do. Cute. Now she did have some standard LMR, but it wasn't anything major... moreless she was tired. Note for next time, either stop for red bulls or grab a beer. It got a bit tough at one point because she was passing out, but I can't fucking have a girl come home with me and not close, so I just didn't give up and let her off the hook.
As I hit the kill switch......
Her last bit of LMR was: 'How mad will you be if I just pass out right now?'
Elek: I won't be mad, but I don't think that's what you really want to do.
From there it was pretty easy -> except for the fact that it was by far the worst sex I will ever have in my life.
Note for next time: Get a girl who knows how to have sex.
Finally got to sleep at 5am. My alarm went off at 8am. I was at work at 10am.
A note for the guys who go out and leave before 1am expecting to pull. It's going to be very hard to pull someone before 1am. It can be done of course but typically past 1am is where your success pulling wise will be. On top of that, always expect LMR, and be ready. Also I got home about 1:30am, and didn't sleep until 5am. Pulling from the club almost every time will result in very very little sleep. Be prepared for it.
After me there will be nothing, I am legend
And I'm Will Smith
The things I think I did the strongest were leading a lot, but also giving her the chance to be in control as well. The other one was monitoring her body temp. I've had/seen it happen too many times where you get a girls body temp up, just to have another guy swoop in when you leave her and you leave her. I wasn't going to let this happen.
I dropped her off in the morning. I didn't get her number. She was only my girlfriend for the night.
Now thats how u let the beat build bitch
Let the beat build and say (yea, yea)
And the beat goes boom, boom,boom,boom, boom
It goes boom,boom,boom,boom,boom
Now everybody say it...yea
And the beat goes boom,boom,boom,boom
It goes boom,boom,boom,boom
The beat goes boom,boom,boom
Boom,boom
Now say it (yea, yea)
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