3 in 1 week

This past week may have been one of my most successful weeks ever. I closed 3 different girls in 7 days; And I know I could have done better as well. Scary results are beginning to come in. Since January 1 when I decided I was not going to pursue having a girlfriend for the next year, results have been flocking in. I am much more relaxed and chilled out, anxiety is nowhere to be found, results are pouring in.

My week began on Sunday, and the first girl is in this blog. Read it to catch up on those details. #1

Monday I begin to plan my week. January there are 5 weekends, and I happen to be booked for 4 of them to teach. The one weekend I had off, M and I were planning on going to Vancouver to get away. We weren't sure if we were going to go yet, I had a potential client looking into this upcoming weekend, and M's father is not doing well, he was thinking about staying home. Monday is my dancing day. I hit up Hip-Hop dance-class, and then head over to Ceilis (the only place open on Mondays) to dance with a few non-community friends. These friends are very key, they balance me out.



Tuesday is described in great detail in this blog. A little addition to Tuesday would be late at night, I have a friend request on Facebook. HBNorway has requested your friendship, and added a note: "Hey I think I met you at roadhouse, do you go there a lot?" This girl is smoking. a 9 for sure (with a personality that makes her a 10, fuck yes). Super petite, European, slightly mean looking (strong facial bone structure), brunette. My type of girl. She also has great style. I add her when I get home, and don't say anything back.

Wednesday rolls around, and I have soft-plans to hit up Cowboys to dance. I'm still not sure if I am going to Vancouver or not. I had changed my status on Facebook to "needs to get rid of a stalker, any tips?" in reference to the stalker from the Tuesday blog. Quickly I receive a message in my inbox from HBNorway saying: "OMG I'm not your stalker am I? I met you I swear, I'm sorry if I was creepy!"

Now, coming from a perspective of full confidence, I took the act of her adding me on facebook as an "IOI". I am already acting as though she is interested, and that message to me, is more of an easy way for her to initiate a conversation, rather then her being fully serious. I assume she has the common sense that I would've just ignored the friend request had I thought she was a stalker. The message was her opener. So I check facebook chat, and she is online. I open with a simple: "It isn't about you." ANd from there, the conversation is awesome. It's so refreshing when a girl is responsive, has good humor, and is giving back to the conversation. We discussed a future event projection, which was a sleepover with a naked pillow fight. I had a good vibe about this whole thing, and have been doing insta-day2's a lot lately, so I baited her with "What are you doing tonight?".



She replied "I'm not sure yet, what are you doing?" I said "WE are going to walmart for adventure"... who is we she asks... and I say "moi et tu". We go through the logistics, and they work out. All I told her was we are going to Walmart for Adventure. I also told her to bring a flashlight, why? JUST DO IT!!! So I go out for wings with The SAINT, and then go pick her up. We had planned for 8:30, I knew I would be a bit late, so I send her a txt saying "I'm using my superpowers and changing the time from 8:30 to 8:40". She giggles at that. Now, I have never really hung out with this girl, apparently we saw eachother at the roadhouse, but there was definitely very little kino, and we definitely didn't see eachother long, because otherwise I would remember her. I know I want to establish kino immediately, so I tell her I'm here, and I get out of my car, lean against it waiting for her. I roll up a snowball so when she gets out of the car, I can hit her with it and establish a super fun frame. She comes out, I barely miss her with the snowball, and I give her a hug. She's like, wow, you hugged me already. YEP!

In the car we go through a lot of rapport/comfort type questions, what do you do, how do you know so & so, etc. I tell her I'm a personal coach, whatever. Now we get to walmart and she asks why she needed a flashlight. "Because you never know when the power might go out." Walk into Walmart, and she asks what are we going to do. WE ARE PLAYING DRESS UP. This is where you walk around and dress eachother in funny/sexy/whatever you feel like, clothes. Bring a camera and take pictures too, makes it so much fun. While we are walking around, I'm pouring on the kino. Once we took all the pictures, she wants some juice, and I need gum, so we go on a mission to find those. Run into her ex-bf, get out of walmart quickly haha. Now, I could either go for coffee for some more comfort, or go home. I figured I would be fine just going home, so that;s what we did. Show her a youtube video or two, get a massage, pillow fight and then we just kind of lay around talking, making out, and watching a movie. I take her home at like 4am. I told her if I didn't go to Vancouver, we would go out on Saturday afternoon, because I have a rule, Friday and Saturday NIGHT, I am ALWAYS busy - no day2's allowed.



Thursday I am hosting a lair meeting. That begins at 8:30. I go to my parents for dinner, and M also calls me to let me know we are going to Vancouver. Since we had soft plans to go out on Saturday, I call HBNorway and tell her she should come out with me tonight instead, since I'll be out of town all weekend. She agrees, and now I need to decide to bring her to the meeting or not. I decide she will come to the meeting, and pick her up. We get to the meeting at 8:30, I've filled her in on pretty much all aspects of my job, helping guys get girls, how it works, ETC. I've brought girls to the meeting before, it's always been fine. A lot of dudes showed up, and we all hit up Roadhouse after. That was fun, the girl from my Boxing Day blog is there, and clearly is intimidated by HBNorway. I pass her off to fLow, makeout ensues. I hang out and dance for awhile at Roadhouse, then we bounce home. Movie, makeout, lots of talking. She falls asleep and I drive her home at 4am again.

Friday I play hockey at noon, eat pizza, and off to Vancouver we go. The drive up was awesome, M and I talked a lot, chilled, and just had a good time. We got in about 2am. I ran over a skunk at one point, and my car stunk very badly. Haha. We were staying at a house that had M's girl, and a roommate. Now to describe the roommate: She is very religious, very fat, and a virgin. NO DICE. I'm tired from driving for 12 hours, and want a massage, so I ask her to give me one, and I end up passing out in her bed. The next night we are all chilling in this house, there's like 6 girls, 2 gay guys, 2 straight guys, M & i. None of the girls are too quality, there's maybe 2 I would sleep with for fun. We end up walking around downtown Vancouver ALL night, back and forth back and forth, it was so ridiculous. At one point M's girl, M and I decide we are goign back to our place to eat pizza and chill. I am being extremely weird to this one girl, totally amusing myself. Doing like, the weirdest mind fuck of my life, making myself look like the biggest loser on the planet, but doing it out of a mindset that I'm the coolest dude ever. I pull this girl back to our place, she's paying for all the cabs, awesome. I decide I will fuck her, and have a wild adventure. The virgin isn't home, and was being a douche to be earlier.

Some tool and her were walking hand in hand (no idea what he was thinking), and I'm joking with her that I'm going to pass out naked in her bed. She's freaking out saying no don't blah blah, and this chode mother fucker is like, yo, that would be so creepy man, don't do that. Haha, this fucking guy is calling me creepy, when he has a monster on his arm, talking like a fucking pimp. Hahahaha. So that kind of pissed me off.



The girl also said no sex on the couch, well, if you give me rules, I will break them. The following I do not promote you do yourself, it is bad, and very disrespectful, but also hilarious and a good story. Which is how I make my decisions, will it make a good story? It also happened very quickly and the adrenaline definitely had an effect on my decision making process. So, the virgin isn't home yet, and I tell HBtattoo to give me a massage. I do that, and while she's doing this, she is like, "So *virgin* gave you head last night." And repeated it a few times after I told her to shut up. She kept saying it, obviously trying to get me riled up, so I warned her and said if she said that shit again I was going to jump on her and shove my dick in her mouth. She says it again, I throw her down, and hop on her. She freaks out, I roll back down, and say thats your last warning, I will do it next time. She says it once more, so I hop ontop of her, whip my dick out, and slap her with it. I am just sitting there naked, and not moving. She gives in and we are off with the show. I'm being pretty violent, when we here the gate open. She tries to cover up, but fuck that, this would be so funny if someone walks in with her sucking me off. So I grab her head and throw her back down. Nobody comes in, I start railing her on the couch. Then have the genius idea to start railing her on the virgin's bed, door open, every one could see it if they came in. I then blow my load all over the bed, and go to sleep. #2 The virgin never notices, and I leave for Calgary in the morning.



I wake up super early on Sunday, and not only do I fall down the stairs outside once, but I fall down twice. That woke me up quick. M and I drive home, we are tired, I'm supposed to go to Roadhouse. I call HBNorway when I'm about 15 minutes out cause I'm bored, and say what are you doing? She says nothing, I say get dressed you're coming out I'll pick you up in 15, and I hang up. Now, this is very key, Don't say that shit and wait for her response, just say it, hang up. They aren't going to have you show up and then flake, so they will get ready. If you stay on the phone, they will make up excuses not to come out, and they won't. Say it, hang up, Bam. I pick her up, we decide not to go out, I'm tired as hell, and we just hang out together, watch a movie, whatever. There's a lot of sexual tension because we have talked al ot over the weekend, and a lot of dirty txt messages. A funny one was she was at dinner with her parents, and I sent her one saying I was going to fuck her in the walmart change room. Haha. OOPS! Long story short, we give into the tension, and fuck. #3. I felt a lot better after this, it's always nice to release all that tension you have built up.



3 different girls in 1 week. Definitely can't complain.