I just got home from a very interesting night. Actually, by far, one of the most interesting/weird/awkward nights in a long time. I have a few mini-stories to share that have happened recently, either tonight or in the last week. Without further a due:
First off, in the last week I have been doing some re-arranging of how I'm approaching a few things. The major difference is organizing my girls. Going out every night, I meet a TON of girls, and can at least number-close almost every single one of them. The problem I've been running into is with the huge amounts of numbers, I have a very hard time focusing on them after the club, because I have so many to juggle. It's much-like if you have a to-do list of 30 things, it's very hard to get results if you aren't focusing on one of two at a time, getting them DONE, and then moving onto the next. So what I have decided to do is:
1. Clean out my phone. I did this by deleting a LOT of lair guys I don't talk to, and an e-mail would surface if I needed to talk to them. I had over 50+ lair numbers alone, so widdling that down to 15 or so helped a lot.
2. Organizing my girls in groups. There's two groups: Fuckable & Friends. Any girl I'm interested in sleeping with, and any girl I just want to be friends with. I also went through and took any girl on my facebook I wanted to sleep with, and wrote them on the list.
My list was 20 girls. My plan was to focus on 3 a week, until I was done, and until then, I was only going to focus on PULLING from the club, or if logistics didn't work out, I would get the facebook, and add them to the list. I figure 3 girls per week is do-able, with focus. How I choose the 3 girls is simple: I want a challenging one, I want an easy one, and I want a medium one. After I sleep with one, if I would like to sleep with them again, I will put them into a rotation, if I don't want to, I will delete their number and keep my phone tidy! Also please note, I'm being very upfront with these girls, I'm not being misleading, and telling them I want a relationship when I don't.
3. The girls I was putting in the Friends-zone, I called and told them we could only be friends. This has been awesome, because there were a few girls I really cared about, and they definitely fit girl-friend material, but that is not what I want right now, SORRY!
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Now, I did all this organizing during the day on Sunday. I picked my 3 girls. The first one I was going to attempt will be called HBgod. The background on this girl is I've seen her at the bar a few times, we've flirted, whatever. We made out once for fun, and she asked for my number. I put my name in as "GOD", which was hilarious. I got a txt about a week later asking who this is, it says GOD. Haha. Anyways, never really pursued that, just kept it pretty low-key and chill. Anyways, Sunday she was having a party, so I txt'd her saying maybe I would drop by after Roadhouse and she could show me her room. Basically trying to communicate that I'm coming over to fuck, that is all. I went to Roadhouse with some dancing buddies, we danced a ton. I txt'd her a few times making sure we were still on. Then there was a group of 6 of us dancing, and we decided to hit up Humpty's at the end of the night. I had told her I was on my way, so I let her know I was getting breakfast instead, but I'd drop by after if she was still up. She called to make sure I was coming over at like 4am, I got there about 430. I literally walked in, said what up to her roommates, and she's like: "Well, the party is dying out, but I can show you upstairs." That got a bunch of giggles from her roommates. We get into her room, and I just strip naked, and tell her to also get naked because "I like to be natural". We made out for about 2 minutes, and then she asks if I want her to give me head. Good girl, cut to the chase. Then I go to put my hand on her stomach, and she's like, na, just stick it in. Haha! Perfect. We do that, then I say I'm going to take pictures of her blowing me in the bathroom. Good times. After we were done, I stole her stuffed penguin, got dressed, and off I went. Home at 6:30am, good night. 19 left to go.
Now, the day after the boxing day adventure happened, I was talking to one of my dancing buddies and I asked him if he wanted to slay a dragon for me. Obviously rejecting my offer, I then said, man, you need to slay some dragons before you can slay a princess. He let me know that it really isn't "slaying a dragon". So we were at Roadhouse a few days later, and we see this:
Scary. But hey, she's a PRINCESS RIGHT!? So I definitely believe I win that argument. Anyways, so we thought it would be funny if we went to Roadhouse this Sunday coming up with matching t-shirts. His would say Princess, mine would say Dragon. We got them made yesterday and I wanted to test it out tonight at Tantra. It's a fluorescent green t-shirt with black writing that says dragon on it. Worked like a charm, tons of attention from guys and girls. So tonight many events happened. The first I will discuss is the stalker girl.
Background on stalker girl. Sometime in the summer, I was out with 2 new guys, chilling in the smoke pit at Tantra, they opened a set, and quickly both of them were making out with the girls. Sweet. So one of the girls got a phone call from some dramatic girl. She was having an abortion the next day, wtf. So, I decide it would be cool to wing them by taking the phone and talking to this girl. She sounded cute, and was pretty easy to talk to. Yay. Then I thought it would be cool to give her my number (huge mistake) and see how it goes. She seemed cool anyways. So what happened was somehow I found out this girl was a fucking monster, and decided I would not pursue this further to find out. She txt'd me and called a few times, but I never replied. That was like, 8 months ago. So anyways, every once in awhile she will txt me and ask if I'm going out, I never reply. Then she will call, and it comes up "BLOCKED", and since I have a good friend that calls from a BLOCKED number, I always pick those up. She asked me today if I was going to tantra, I said yes.
Here is the txt dialogue: I got to tantra at 1030, and left at 2. Her last txt message was at 12:21am. So, between 1030 and 12:21, she txt'd me THAT many times, without me replying. She also called at around 11pm to ask where I was.
Suzie: Are you coming to Tantra?
Elektro: Ya, red pants, easy to spot.
Suzie: lol okayy
Suzie: are you here?
Elektro: dragon shirt
Suzie: okayy lol i will try to find you
Suzie: are you here yet?
Suzie: come outside
Suzie: are you still here?
Suzie: i think i found you. are you wearing a yellow shirt?
*I was with a buddy at this time, and when I got this txt, I turned around to see who was around me. This girl pointed to her friend, smiled, and ran off. I looked at the friend, and quickly turned around, grabbed my friend, and ran for my life. She was gross. Oh boy.*
Suzie: i see you!
Suzie: lol is it you or not?
Suzie: are is it you or not lol i dont wanna go up to a random stranger
*So I'm going around the club telling people about this chick, so I'm standing by the bathrooms talking to a shooter girl who I'm friends with, and stalker girl comes running out of the bathroom, smacks my ass, and runs off, then sends me that txt message.*
Suzie: lol so how did you like your spanking?
Seriously, what the fuck. I don't want to be mean, but take a fucking hint!!! So then I was standing there talking to my friend's buddy, and I mention to him that if he ever needs advice or whatever, feel free to ask. He's new to the game, so I want to make sure he knows it's cool to ask. So he is like, OKOK how do you get your numbers. Just as he asks, this shooter girl is walking by who I've talked to a few times -- I take my phone out, grab her tray, and give her the phone. She asks what this is, and I say it's a phone, press buttons. Grab the number. Yay.
Now a note on facebook closing. Recently because I'm closing for facebook a LOT more, strictly based on me not having time to call every girl I want, I've noticed a trick that is much beter. DON'T ASK FOR THEIR NAME. GET THEIR EMAIL. I've ran into that problem multiple times, where I get a name, and it's so generic, you can't find them!!! Get the full e-mail, it takes about 5 more seconds.
One of these girls I will call HBtattoo. I met her one night at the Roadhouse, she was there with a friend who was pretty cute. She was on supervisor duty, and her friend took full advantage by getting wasted. We talked a bit, not much, very casual. I saw her again a week ago at the Roadhouse, and we hit it off a lot more. I was teaching that night, so I couldn't talk to her much, but right before I left, I walked up and grabbed her facebook. Problem? Generic name. I hoped to run into her again, she's super sexy with a tattoo across her chest and down her arm. Super hot. Tonight I ran into her, and we hit it off again. Hung out with the 2 of them basically all night. One problem I ran into was just being very casual about everything. I was just going with the flow of the night, but I almost lost her a few times by being so nonchalant about the whole thing, not continuing to build attraction/comfort/anything. Don't ease up, keep pushing! So anyways, I'm hanging out with them most of the night, when HBtattoo runs off to talk to a friend who bounces there. So I'm dancing with her friend, and the friend wants to go find HBtattoo. Ya, no problems, let's go. So I'm following her a few steps away to see HBtattoo, when this dude
opens her with "Who lies more boys or girls". So I jump right in there and start asking him if he's read The Game and all that jazz. He's trying to deny it, girl walks off. Now, I'm not even trying to blow him out, I want to let him know about the lair and stuff, so he can get better. He's still sitting here denying this shit, when he's like, MAN, YOU TOTALLY AMOG'D ME AND I LOST THE TARGET! and he walks off! Haha WTF!!! So I find him later, and I'm mentioning the lair and shit, and he goes into a rant about how I shouldn't have AMOG'd him (he's saying EH-MOGED by the way) and begins to try and teach me by saying "If you are going to AMOG, you need something interesting to say to keep the target."... wtf. Yes, that's true, if your game sucks and you don't already HAVE the target. So I let him know the target is already good, no problems, and he's like, When you get good, numbers don't mean shit. LOL!!!! WTFFFF!!! So then he mentions him and his friends don't go out to sarge, they pick-up in Shoppers drug mart and shit. Then tries to open in front of me, and gets owned hard. He walks away after that. LOL. Oh man. I laughed so hard for like, a solid hour.
So I get home and I'm just having fun with The SAINT talking in my room, and talking to this girl on facebook. He's like, this conversation is so boring, so I go to ask her an interesting question The SAINT and I have used a lot, and he's like... NOOOO, WTF, YOU'RE RUINING THAT GOOD QUESTION!!! What he was saying is I should be asking it in person, not on facebook. So I'm like, Ya, and how would you like me to go about asking it?
Then he starts laughing and is like.
STEP ONE: GET HER IN PERSON.
Hahahaha. STEP ONE. GET HER IN PERSON!!!!! Like this!
HHAAHHAHAHAA!!!!
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